marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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