What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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