Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
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