I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
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