He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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