why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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