physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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