this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
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