I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
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