Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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