can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
