would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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