why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
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