Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
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