i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
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