Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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