are you so shy because you have an std?
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
i will never coherently bang her
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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