Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
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