he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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