How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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