doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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