My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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