living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Randomize