Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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