Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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