I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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