Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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