When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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