His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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