Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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