Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I think a kid would responsible me up
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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