But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
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