How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
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