handjob tips. give me some.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
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