Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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