i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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