I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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