what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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