Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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