I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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