I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
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His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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