So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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