And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
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