i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
what the fuck happened to the tacos
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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