Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Randomize