Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
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