we're blogging at a bar
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
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