Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Randomize
