Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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