is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
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