Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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