Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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