I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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