I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
thus making me awesome and them whores
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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