isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Randomize
